I am an accident waiting to happen,
I'm a disaster about to occur.
All of the wheels are set into motion,
all of the pieces are in place.
I am an accident waiting to happen,
I'm a catastrophe in my own right.
All of the odds are stacked up against me,
one more mistake and it's goodnight.
I am an accident waiting to happen.
I'm prone to falling head over heels.
I'm far too frail for such risky business.
I should be home in bed, alone.
I should be under medication, I should be under therapy.
I require supervision. I'm not responsible for me.
Accidents are often fatal;
some can kill with merely a word.
I don't want to become a statistic,
dead and pathetically absurd.
I am an accident waiting to happen,
I still have wounds from accidents past.
I am an accident waiting to happen;
my next will surely be my last.